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funbortion 

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.
The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.
funbortion by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011

Unboringatient 

A word describing a person who does all they can to avoid anything boring and is always looking forward to doing something exciting
That unboringatient guy skipped out on his family dinner to go to the mall with his friend.
Unboringatient by Vans Mariano January 17, 2011

Unabortionable

When your mom doesn't want you but you stuck around anyway
"My parents tried to get rid of me but the pills didn't work. I'm unabortionable"
Unabortionable by I bite333 September 21, 2026

Inbortion 

The act of pushing the fetus back into the mother's vagina.
The baby was stillborn so we chose to inbortion it.
Inbortion by DingleBerryLord October 15, 2017

unboltingsiren3 

A worthless pile of cat shit. When spotted in its natural habitat, an asshole, it retreats back into the anus like a rodent. It has developed a symbiotic relationship with a dipshit. Unboltingsiren3 is a parasite that many find revolting and wish it would just look up AcidSupercobra on Urban Dictionary.
My cat just took an unboltingsiren3.
unboltingsiren3 by Spiderbrain November 17, 2017

Inbortion 

When a woman slips and lands on a child, usually on his head, causing the child to get sucked up into the womans vaginal cavity. This usually results in the childs death due to either neck snap or suffocation inside the womans womb
Oh no! Megan slipped and landed on that child!
Guess we now have to go to that childs parents and explain he suffered Inbortion..
Inbortion by HipsterFoxx December 7, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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