unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

unfuckable

A person not worth a fuck

Hey wannabe princess, you are unfuckable without make-up!

by Bastian Contrario March 16, 2017

unfuckable

a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her

1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable

by yorn aim November 14, 2003

Unfuckable

Someone that is incredibly disgusting and no one would ever have sex with, and it's basically a major turn off

That Bryan kid is a big turn off, unfuckable as hell

by Leonardobuttmuncher June 16, 2018

unfuckable

Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.

Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.

by David Coufal October 3, 2003

UnFuckable

An extremely ugly woman/girl that nobody wants to have sex with.

"That maddi girl is UnFuckable"

by Logan Dempster July 16, 2016