Umbercrat

noun
um·ber·krat
/ˈəmbərkrat/

1. a non-official government lacky from any misnomered agency, in particular one perceived as being shameful to be associated with and obsessively concerned with procedural correctness at the expense of people's needs.

That representative from the ATF Teacher's Union is a real umbercrat in my opinion.

Umbercrat by null_l33t December 16, 2022

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ubercrotch

Stinkhole, the crotch of a crotch. So crotchie, you need an umlaut.

My ubercrotch is rank. Peal away the layers of my outer crotch to discover my ubercrotch. Scratch 'n sniff my sweet sweet lady!

ubercrotch by Spiffy Duke June 22, 2007

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Umbercrat • ubercrotch • Uppercrat

Uppercrat

The term used to describe the new Republican Presidential ticket that combines Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Not only are their eye-popping incomes considered upper class, their entire agenda caters to the top 1% wealthiest people in America.

I don't believe the new Uppercrat party could ever understand how the rest of the 99% live.

Uppercrat by dnafe1 August 12, 2012

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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