Umbercrat

noun
um·ber·krat
/ˈəmbərkrat/

1. a non-official government lacky from any misnomered agency, in particular one perceived as being shameful to be associated with and obsessively concerned with procedural correctness at the expense of people's needs.

That representative from the ATF Teacher's Union is a real umbercrat in my opinion.

Umbercrat by null_l33t December 16, 2022

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ubercrotch

Stinkhole, the crotch of a crotch. So crotchie, you need an umlaut.

My ubercrotch is rank. Peal away the layers of my outer crotch to discover my ubercrotch. Scratch 'n sniff my sweet sweet lady!

ubercrotch by Spiffy Duke June 22, 2007

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Umbercrat • ubercrotch • Uppercrat • Uber-ratology • Umber Rabbit

Uppercrat

The term used to describe the new Republican Presidential ticket that combines Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Not only are their eye-popping incomes considered upper class, their entire agenda caters to the top 1% wealthiest people in America.

I don't believe the new Uppercrat party could ever understand how the rest of the 99% live.

Uppercrat by dnafe1 August 12, 2012

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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