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Ultrasimp

An ultrasimp is a self~appointed “simp patrol” marx kapo who attempts to police his bros if they seek to court a wömbans, the ultrasimp does this out of a fierce and suppressed homosexual desire for his brothers, seeking to gatekeep them from a wömbans in order to psychosexually fulfill his intense fixated urge.
Bro : “Hey QT, let's go for a drink sometime ~ u look lovely today.”

Wömbans : “Sure, that sounds grea~”

Ultrasimp : “HOLDUP!! Whoah!! Bro!! Why u simping so hard?! Stop being such a fuckin simp!!” *urges*
by Orca the Slayer of Dolphins February 22, 2022
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Ultra Simp

A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey
Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp
by Ooooogurl June 22, 2020
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UltraSmashed

The state of equilibrium obtained from being Handsome AF, yet drunk as a vape lord, mostly affects twitch streamers but may be given to the general public through acts of toxicity towards other people, A prime example of being "UltraSmashed" is the twitch streamer UltraSmashed, who's toxicity and drunken insanity is famous across the nation.
UltraSmashed: I'M GONNA FUCK MYSELF..... ON STREAM *throws headset*
Anon: I think I'm infected
UltraSmashed: *falls off chair*
by TheLoafBloke April 10, 2017
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UltraKip Science

UltraKip Science (UKS) is a leading company in the area of advanced quantum lasers. UltraKip Science is responsible for the creation of Combustible Bread, the Power Melon, Universe in-a-box, etc.
Hello, and again, welcome to the UltraKip Science computer aided enrichment centre.
by Ethaniel Welchert March 1, 2017
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UltraComplexName

A proper noun which is used to define an idiot
He is Ultracomplexname
by Urban Dictionary_. July 23, 2021
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Ultra-Simp

Definition: Going extremely out of your way to do anything for a girl just because of her gender or her looks.Ultra-simp
means people have taken it to such extremes that they have to be put into mental-care facilities because of their extreme devotion to such Acts for the opposite gender.Mainly composed of men.
Example 1: Sambit bro, why are you still simping so hard for her and donating thousands of dollars when she rejected you long time-back, you are truly an Ultra-Simp.
by Know-it-All-Culture August 28, 2020
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Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.
Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.
by Cyuse December 2, 2020
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