Ultra pimp

The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.

Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.

Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.

by Manuel Aka: The Spy September 9, 2008

ultra-pimp

See "dargrak".

Because that man has such hugely large genitals, he must be an ultra-pimp.

by Dargrak November 17, 2003

Ultrasimp

An ultrasimp is a self~appointed “simp patrol” marx kapo who attempts to police his bros if they seek to court a wömbans, the ultrasimp does this out of a fierce and suppressed homosexual desire for his brothers, seeking to gatekeep them from a wömbans in order to psychosexually fulfill his intense fixated urge.

Bro : “Hey QT, let's go for a drink sometime ~ u look lovely today.”

Wömbans : “Sure, that sounds grea~”

Ultrasimp : “HOLDUP!! Whoah!! Bro!! Why u simping so hard?! Stop being such a fuckin simp!!” *urges*

by Orca the Slayer of Dolphins February 22, 2022