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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! 

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit
Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

raining elephants and whales 

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds
hey, it is raining elephants and whales today

elephants raped 

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.
Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

pink elephants 

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass
my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant
pink elephants by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004