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Ulemjin is the one with the fattest ass in all of asia no cap. She is immaculate, beautiful, show stopping, spectacular and never the same. Hella people do be simp -ing and thirsting over her. With the body of a literal hourglass she has Tyra Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Dita von Teese and Marilyn Monroe's crusty dusty corpse thirsting for her figure. She aint like them other hoes, she is a hardcore weeb, a dedicated lazy ass, she never does anything around the house. She may not talk alot outside but she be making her family begging her to shut up. When Ulemjin enters the room all eyes land on her, thats how magnetic she truly is. So consider getting an Ulemjin in your life.
The Don Giorno: "Woah, who's she?"
Mista: "Thats Ulemjin,
Ulemjin by Abbacchios belt June 20, 2020
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Having a blast at a party, whilst sleeping in a sitting position, occasionaly vomiting in your own lap for the lolz.
Márk was ulejing yesterday in the club.
ulejing by fourtythousandkj June 23, 2016
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