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uhmet by uhmet October 7, 2020
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Uhmerica is a game played by only the most patriotic of Americans.

It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.

1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
George: "Hey are you gonna watch the hockey game tonight?"

Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"

George: "What's Uhmerica?"

Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
Uhmerica by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

unmethical 

the impairment of moral judgment and adherence to social standards that results from long term use of methamphetamine.
"Hey Wendy, I never thought you'd become so unmethical that you would steal my grandmother's Hummel collection."
unmethical by Ubercougar September 6, 2014
Umetnik is Serbian word for an Artist

Usually person that considers himself unique and has a constant need to prove himself to others or to himself,most of the time lazy and unable to work because work seems to choke their creativity,only thing important to Umetnik is his form of "Art"...

May also be used as to describe Person of unusual behavior,smth out of ordinary...

Umetnik=artist
Pikaso je bio Izvrstan umetnik
Picasso was an extraordinary Artist

Sta Radi ovaj Koji kurac zasto lize Svoj pazuh? Ma Pusti ga on je Umetnik...

What a fuck is he doing?why is he licking his Armpit? Let him be ,he is an Artist...
Umetnik by Subjective_Truth June 10, 2009

Unmethessary 

Not needed drug addled info
Your story about the trap house was unmethessary.
Unmethessary by Garbage_Dick May 18, 2021
Any Body who is not a member of "Team Flying V Full Shred"
Michael "Haggis,Im a wanker" Pattie McLepricon O'meara
Unmetal by Not Daniel September 13, 2003