Like the word pwn, this is just a variation used to make your sentences l337. Using uber in front tells the recipient that they got extremely pwned instead of just regularly and the zorz is used to intensify the word.
C4ptain_Krunch: Zomg I just took out their entire TEAM!!!
ChUcKNoRRis74: THey alls nub!
C4ptain_Krunch: U all got Uberpwnzorz!!!1
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.