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uber driver 

“margret is out with her uber driver tonight”
uber driver by lacheeelll December 11, 2017

Uber Driver 

they are sometimes cool calm and chill other times they may have their bad days and they'll freak the f*** out of you and they will come to you and talk about there B.S.
that Uber Driver was such a freak! : that Uber driver was cool!
Uber Driver by Purplefizz4 March 4, 2017

Uber Driver 

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Uber Driver by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

Uber Driver Whore 

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

unofficial uber driver 

Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.

My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
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