U-Dick 

1.U-Dick is forUrban Dictionary Official Slang Name
2.A u-dick is a book, a magazine or a newspaper full of sex craps
3. A u-dick is also a Urban Dick: a dickhead who shall never have the great joy of sipping the fresh pussy of a topass cowgirl in the shade of the Brentwood.Massassushets river tree

1.Abwoat:
"What a shame! U.Dick is overruled by the shaïntantologists devil's shit fuckers! They owned us! They owned us!Right in the fuck!"
Coastello:
"What the fuck is the fuss?You write, they publish, they owned yu twice as one you consucker!

2.(introducing Chuck Brown Junior) Abwoat:
"Say have yu seen that mudafuck'Chuck B.Junior lately Coasty? The dude seems to have vanished from the scene, doesn't he? We were supposed to go to Brentwood. Massassushets early tomorrow"
Coastello:
"That u.dick sure won't show up, he never did, always said him never get to the country, said him only like pussies from the block"

3. Abwoat:
"Say Coasty where is my Brentwood New Observer?"
Coastello:
"That u-dick full of sex craps?!? They fucking advertise on G.M.O in there!Have a look in the shitroom..."
"Shit on me I know, them bloody liars, but my 'pa is writing poetry in it."

U-Dick by Slangherinthenight May 16, 2008

U suck dick lol 

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

U suck dick lol by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

u-turn dick  

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

u-turn dick by Chris Carr December 13, 2008

suck me dick u bitch 

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

suck me dick u bitch by supbitches666 September 19, 2019

U a dick rider

U readin this stop dick ridin

“U a dick rider bro”

U a dick rider by Hop off my piece July 22, 2022

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

Dick U-Haul by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019

u-turn dick 

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

u-turn dick by Chris Carr July 20, 2008