CountVonfingerbang's definitions

Cosby Candy

A drunk young hot female that has been abandoned by her friends at a bar leaving her as target to Older less that desirable men.

You left me at Darby's as Cosby Candy for the Oldtimers!

by CountVonfingerbang June 26, 2017

cunttery

The inherited behavior of cunts, how cunts behave, the collection of cunt-like actions that make the lives of those around them a complete hell.

I can't stand the cunttery whenever that cunt is around. I am throwing all the cunttery at him so that he stops hitting on me

by CountVonfingerbang January 31, 2023

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019

vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina

I bet she has one of those vertical big macs

by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015