4 definitions by CountVonfingerbang

cunttery

The inherited behavior of cunts, how cunts behave, the collection of cunt-like actions that make the lives of those around them a complete hell.

I can't stand the cunttery whenever that cunt is around. I am throwing all the cunttery at him so that he stops hitting on me

by CountVonfingerbang February 1, 2023

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 6, 2019

Cosby Candy

A drunk young hot female that has been abandoned by her friends at a bar leaving her as target to Older less that desirable men.

You left me at Darby's as Cosby Candy for the Oldtimers!

by CountVonfingerbang June 24, 2017

vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina

I bet she has one of those vertical big macs

by CountVonfingerbang August 24, 2015