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calling Tyrus, Typhus

Calling 6'8" powerlifter and wrestler Tyrus, Typhus (a disease germ) is a good way to get hurt!
The act of randomly dipping mid-conversation without warning.
Very frustrating to those on the receiving end.
Person one - "How can you be so Tytus and not text me back?"
Person two - "Sorry man, I was out with my mom loloollolol"
Tytus by smittyx0 July 15, 2011
tytus is a big booty bitch with a man bun crispier than a ripe potato chip and a stopwatch that was used in the olympics. His iq is 1000. He was born in a distillation column and it shows. you'd need Mark Zuckerberg's personal supercomputer to count all the biddies he's bagged.
Damn, Tytus got a 2000% on the last quiz.

Tytus is curvier than an hourglass.
Tytus by manbunlover420 April 4, 2022
Found generaly around the Lazy Pines area, this disease spreads quickly through its victims. Scientists have proved typhus is transfered by various metals and only becomes active at high velocities. When signs of typhus are sited, it is strongly recommended to take caution and avoid contact. It is uncommon to see typhus with a 75%+ eff.
They were just playing in Lazy Pines, but they all soon fell victim to Typhus.
Typhus by MFG January 18, 2006

yuh tytus 

A super sexy polish man that cannot be beat at pubg and is godly in bed.
I wish I was a yuh tytus everyone would love me.
yuh tytus by Meshdagang May 7, 2018
Tathush ran towards the jungle
tathush by Singam1092 May 8, 2021