Typetarded 

People who can't type and have problems communicating their feelings/words over facebook chats. It is denoted with an asterisk (*)

Oliver: "hahaha that'd be hilarios"
Amanda: "Wow you're sooooo *"
Oliver: "I know i'm super typetarded"

Typetarded by RockstarInProgress May 11, 2010

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Typetard 

One who doesn't seem type words properly.

Misses one letter from a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.

My friend text me and said she wanted to go to sux flags. Friggin' Typetard

Typetard by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009

Tiretarded 

A slow, or even impaired mental state caused by being overly tired.

Jess, wasn't that your exit?

Oh no, i'm tiretarded.

Tiretarded by Stin42 October 31, 2007

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

treetarded by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

Typetard 

One who doesn't seem to know how to type words properly.
Misses one letter for a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.

This chic text me and said she wanted to go and to sux flags. what a fat fingered typetard.

Typetard by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009

Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.

I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!

Tweetarded by BrainStormer June 18, 2009