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Typetard 

One who doesn't seem to know how to type words properly.
Misses one letter for a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.
This chic text me and said she wanted to go and to sux flags. what a fat fingered typetard.
Typetard by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009
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typetard 

Frequent ridiculous autocorrects made by an iPhone in response to the typetardedness of its user. A perfect union of hopeless user and overly invasive autocorrection which results in amusing typetarded sentence construction.
"Did you see all the funny errors in that message John sent from his iPhone? What a pair of absolute typetards he and his phone are!"
typetard by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012

Typotard 

Someone who repeatedly makes typos, such as in an instant messenger or chat room, and then corrects themselves. Particularly when the correction they give is wrong and for a simple word.
Not to be used on someone who "rites liek dis" (Txt tlk) because that is not a typo for them, they were intentionally being retarded.
Michelle: I'm rely cool.
Michelle: *relly
Michelle:*really
Alex: shut the hell up, you're a typotard
Typotard by Chromana April 8, 2010

Typetarded 

People who can't type and have problems communicating their feelings/words over facebook chats. It is denoted with an asterisk (*)
Oliver: "hahaha that'd be hilarios"
Amanda: "Wow you're sooooo *"
Oliver: "I know i'm super typetarded"

Typehard 

: an arrogantly and pompously boastful or opinionated person behind a keyboard on the internet:

Synonym: Keyboard Warrior
"If I were to put a real example here it would offend some weak ass pussy."

"Stfu typehard"
Typehard by Jon Da Bad Stock December 9, 2020
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