Tying-the-knot

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

by Skippy the penguin October 23, 2022

Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead November 01, 2018