Tying-the-knot 

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

Tying-the-knot by Skippy the penguin October 22, 2022

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot

In other words, "practice yer milking-skills" before ya "buy da cow".

Hey, you wouldn't purchase a car without taking it for a test-drive first, so why should da subject of marriage be any different?! There are lots of good reasons to "learn the ropes" before "tying the knot", and there's many an unhappy couple to prove it!

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot by QuacksO May 5, 2026

Tying the Balloon Knot 

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

Tying the Balloon Knot by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018