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A euphemism for fellatio. Inspired by a photo from the royal wedding of Kate and Prince William where the angle and a strategically placed wall conspired to made the simple act of Kate tying Prince William's show seem to suggest her performing oral sex upon the Prince.
Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.
by RoyalPleasure May 03, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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