Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
by dp2011 May 29, 2011
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Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.
by RoyalPleasure May 27, 2011
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