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noone has my name spelt like this... no it's NOT THE MOVIE its the time of day
Person: so i spell it T-w-i-l-i-g-h-t right

Twylite: no its T-w-y-l-i-t-e

Person: ohhhhh i still don't get it
Twylite by hi5565meow December 15, 2020

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.
He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.
Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009
Inspired by the film, "Twilight" which has ruined the repute of vampires from mysterious ghoulish beings to schizophrenic homosexuals.

1. A group of followers who denude and then spoliates the grandeur of anything entertaining, admired or respected, and fags it up with over-estimation, over-appraisal, obsession and nonsensical worship and fanaticism.

2. An individual who participates in anything entertaining, admired or respected, and pollutes it with no skill, talent or expertise and then is praised and applauded for their work by other twilites and those unfamiliar to the craft or métier.
"Twilites are ruining the rap game with their obsession with twilites such as: Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane."

"Only a twilite would read Twilight after watching the film."

"We almost lost the Joker to twilites because after the release of 'The Dark Knight', everyone wanted to paint their face and show you a neat pencil trick."
Twilite by Jovan606 July 21, 2009

Twilite-Jedi 

1. Something that has been twilited to the point that they are considered a "fairy"(Someone who is so embarrassing to the species of man, that he has earned the name of "pansy")

2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)
People:

Clay Aiken

Lil Wayne

Soulja Boy

Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."
Twilite-Jedi by Juno36 July 21, 2009
the most amazing young woman. She’s eclectic, sweet, thoughtful, kind, sexy, and super charming. She always tries to lend a helping hand to those in need and is loyal to her friends and family.
Twylyte is so cool!
twylyte by Ashleythg November 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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