Twurdle

The act of being in the way of someone or something, while doing something of nonsense.verb

"stop twurdling(the act of twurdle),you are in my way!"

by Softglass April 27, 2009

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 26, 2014

turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg December 4, 2012

twundle

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Turdler

A young child that is a little shit.

The kid is a proper turdler he's a little shit.

by Crazycookie June 2, 2020