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Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006
two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
two cocks of the same foreskin by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
two cocks of the same foreskin by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
two cocks of the same foreskin by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
two cocks of the same foreskin by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
I Have Two Cocks
A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
I Have Two Cocks by Moocowsy July 2, 2009
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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