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someone who is particularly stupid or dense.
He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!
by BadBeast December 14, 2009
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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A highschool nickname referring to a homosexual. The reason it is "two-cock" is because it is referring to their own, and one in their ass. This nickname is only given to close friends, as calling a normal homosexual "Two-cock" would be deeply offensive and should absolutely not be practiced.
"What's good, two-cock?"
"Just finishing up some paragraphs for tomorrow. How about you speckle neck?"
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by TheHentaiCritic October 31, 2020
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