Two S  

Nickname reserved for those whose name contains two s's. i.e. Lissa
Most that fall into this category are: amazing, fantastic, hilarious, fun, etc.

I had so much fun with you today Two S You're hilarious!

Two S by TwoS January 17, 2009

two's 

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

two's by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

Two's day 

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?

1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"

Two's day by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019

two's up 

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".

I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"

two's up by Little Alf September 8, 2016

Two's or Dudes 

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

Two's or Dudes by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

Two's Up 

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

Two's Up by Phillian June 22, 2005

Two’s a Crowd 

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

Two’s a Crowd by Fasters March 6, 2022