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Twister Fuck 

When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.
Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!

fuckboy Twitter Syndrome 

When a good natured guy becomes a total Fuckboy when on Social Media.
Dan: Hey do you know Josh?
Nick: Yeah he's a nice guy but suffers from Fuckboy Twitter Syndrome.

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.
Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.
Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.
Bambi twitterfucked Thumper
Twitterfuck by jagmaster February 25, 2009

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.
Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? … Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration, thousands of employees, and bogs it down with billions of dollars in new debt.
Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022