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Twitter Shitter 

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
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twitter shitter 

One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."
twitter shitter by TalkingInCode April 27, 2008

Twitter Shitter 

A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"

Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
Twitter Shitter by febrEEze99 July 20, 2009

twitter shitter 

This term was actually first used on April 12th 2008 by the twitter user known as @akashitter.
"the twitter shitter thinks twitter is kinda shitty."

Twitter-Shitter 

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.
Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

Shitter Twitter 

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
Shitter Twitter by Somefinds April 6, 2009

Shitter Twitter 

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."
Shitter Twitter by PB23 November 13, 2009
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