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Twitter Gent 

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
Twitter Gent by ydac imoan March 21, 2014
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TWITTERVENTION 

When someone tweets so much that it becomes a problem, the friends of said person get together to host a Twittervention.

"Dude, I opened up my Twitter today and my entire page was filled with tweets from Jeff."

"Really?"

"Yeah, like he's tweeting every other minute."

"Oh man, I think it's time for a Twittervention."

"Definitely."

"I'll call Sarah."
TWITTERVENTION by stevehappens March 16, 2009

twitteryenta 

Girl that uses twitter to gossip about every little thing in her life.

Girl that starts twittering "Over Heard" or OH about the conversation your having with her in the middle of the conversation.

Girls that tweet 30 times a day about nonsense.
Did you read any of Stephanies tweets today? Ya I saw a bunch of OH's that were really lame and of course she always tweets where and what time she and her friends shit every morning.

She's such a twitteryenta.
twitteryenta by bstinson July 12, 2010

Twittervention 

a meeting or discussion with the sole purpose of informing someone that their Twitter behavior is offensive in some matter.
Dude: Your RTing has gotten out of control!

Dude 2: I think it's fine!

Dude 3: TWITTERVENTION
Twittervention by TheDerridaDrop January 26, 2010

Twittercentric 

The point of view of someone who thinks the world revolves around their tweets and who judge people by how many followers they have!
Damn, Marcus, Piers Morgan is such a Twittercentric bitch all he cares about is how many followers he has!
Twittercentric by BDOG98 December 11, 2011

TWITTERVENTION 

A Twittervention the act of confronting someone who goes overboard with their status updates on social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, when it would be more appropriate to use a social messaging site such as twitter, or a blog. In some cases, it may be necessary to consult a trained twitterventionalist, and be prepared to give the ultimatum to revoke their friend status if their addiction is not addressed.
Jim: Angela updates her Facebok status so much I can’t stand it. I told her about Twitter but she just would not listen so I blocked her updates.
Ben: Blocking isn’t going to help. We have to stage a Twittervention.
TWITTERVENTION by krav8 March 26, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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