Twipen

When you're more than Trippin on some meth

Oh my God bro you Twipen twipen

by tyrellscvmslut April 16, 2022

Twopenguins

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.

Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker

by Twopenguins December 23, 2012

twimentia

A state of confusion when someone on Twitter replies to you and you have no idea to what they are referring to.

@imawesome shoot man, that was my least favorite tweet of yours

@noimawesome dawg, i aint got a clue of what you are talking bout. ive got twimentia

by rvlution October 25, 2010

Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

by samaralic December 11, 2013

Tripendicular

Valley Girl style slang, exclamation to express the intensity of an event

I had the most tripendicular time last night

by big wave dave August 22, 2003

Twixen

A Twitter vixen (Twitter + Vixen = Twixen). A girl who has many male followers on Twitter, and makes frequent flirty posts on the microblogging site to/about them.

A Twixen often posts cute, witty responses to posts to/about her by her followers, likely posts photos of herself, and uses smiley faces a lot. see www.twitter.com/sbaicker

@sbaicker: hey kids! vote for finger food in the phield's phillies blog bracket!

@number23_rob: what's in it for me?

@sbaicker: my undying affection... and maybe a cupcake? :)

@carlhannah: @sbaicker Twixen.

by TwitterDictionary411 March 27, 2010

twidentified

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.

old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!

by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010