twiend

A twitter friend

I wish my twiends would stop fillin up my feed with bullshit!

by angel042 June 4, 2009

Twend

Twend is when you mispwonounce wowds

When Izzy says Trend but comes out as Twend

by Twending August 29, 2022

Tiendan the penguin

He is very penguin like and his name is Tiendan and he can't fly because he's the wrong type of bird.

Look at "Tiendan the Penguin" He can't fly!

by dfoinohewnolgt April 26, 2020

Tiendung

(Adj) The word is used to describe someone who are so stupid to the point where it is unimaginable what they are thinking

Mom why are my grades so low?

Because you are tiendung son

by Tiendung January 27, 2022

Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

by YAWA September 22, 2020

Twinder

An app similar to tinder except it's for conjoined twins and people who want to date them.

martha: hey i wanna date conjoined twins
noah: then get twinder

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 28, 2019

twendo

a twenty dollar bill

"I won the bet!" Looks like you owe me a twendo, homie"

by CuttyCut January 12, 2009