* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *
by MikeIan December 12, 2019
by anonymoses April 02, 2006
by vicci neill June 26, 2005
a twine-seeking missile.
by joey, joe d, richlee, and justin October 24, 2007
Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!
by Princess64943 April 10, 2010
A peice of string which is often used to tie small packages, or to be used for other purposes such as...um...er...other really cool things.
I tied a peice of twine around my kebab so if i were to drop the food source then it could be easily retrived.
by Smavie April 05, 2004
A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:
1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.
1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.
Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.
by Nist 858 November 19, 2017