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V.- To TWILK- The Art of masterbating a penis to completion by clapping the gluteus maximus around it continuously with a rhythmic motion. Preferrably to the beat of music.
"Yo, B! That Bitch Backed it up and was twilking the shit outta this dick YO! "
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twirlking 

Well, obviously it's a combination of twerking and a 360 degree twirling. Twirlking is performed by a man. Twirling his cock, in a clock - counter clock circular motion, with decorative accessories attached to the tip or placed in the end of the penis.
Any swinging dick can do the helicockter. To twirlk The twirlker displays jewelry on his junk while twirlking like a modern day male exotic dancer, for his female friends personal pleasure.
twirlking by TwirlKing DanSir January 1, 2017
Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever
Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now
twiling by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021

twinking 

MMORPG: The very common practice of giving a lower level character items he could not have obtained on his own. Most MMORPGs have level requirements on items to reduce the effectiveness of twinking.
I twinked out my level one Sorceress with Tarnhelm, the Eye of Etlich, and two SOJs.
twinking by Rast September 6, 2004

twikking 

the act of actively updating your twitter account while under the influence of crystal meth
Whoa dude, Jay must be straight twikking. His tweets are so scattered and updated every 5 seconds.
twikking by UR Crotch April 22, 2009

Twalking 

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles
Twalking by NicZB February 11, 2015
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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