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twilightgasm 

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.
Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!
twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

Twilightaphile 

One who loves Twilight, the books and/or the movie.

Symptoms include: obsessiveness, the thinking that they are a vampire, or sometimes even turning into bats.

They are mostly teenage girls.
Kai: Man, I would love to do Betsy. She's so hot.

Nacho: Better what out though, man. She's a Twilightaphile. She might bite.
Twilightaphile by Jamie Nicole Weiss December 22, 2008

Twilightaphobia  

The fear of anything to do with Twilight(Vampires)
Bobby has Twilightaphobia , so when he saw the commerial for the book. He bleed his eyes out.
Twilightaphobia by J.T8 February 11, 2009