you're busting dope moves solo on the dance floor when, suddenly, you get trapped between 2 coincidental twerkers backing that thing up in opposite directions toward each other, turning you into an oscillating twerk pinball. you are now the middle section of a twerk sandwich.
If the phenomenon continues unchecked, the oscillation frequency can reach critical levels and create an electromagnetic field resulting in a time warp portal into which the sandwich victim may be sucked, reappearing in an episode of soul train from 1972.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)