Mitch D and Bjorn M have been best friends since kindergarten and performed the shocker on the same girl and said to eachother that my friend is a "Twatzee"!
noun. a person who is a twat but is also extremely uptight. A play on the words twat and nazi. Used as a derogatory insult towards someone engage in douchebagery.
Twattie: that stuff oozing from a twitter account, jettisoned into the ether of the net, potentiallyforever.
"Dude, like why waste your twattie on some Hoobnoblet !" "My twattie lies over the ocean, my twattie lies over the sea" " Note from twitter : Your filthy twattie got yoususpended "