Noun- Is the combination of the word twat-a person regarded as stupid or obnoxious/a woman's genitals. and waffle- grid- patterned pancake-like food that's tasty with syrup.
Twatwaffle- is a girl with no self-respect, low standards, no goals, If and when this degenerate is in a relationship a few shots makes her forget all about her "boyfriend" and whoever buys her the most drinks is taking her home. Unfortunately you will find upon encountering a twatwaffle that her downstairs is spoiled and feels/tastes like a soggy waffle left in the Arizona summer for two weeks. Remember kidies some things are forever such as herpies.
"Damn bro check out that hottie", "who oh oh nah bro that girl is a straight up Twatwaffle, abort mission"
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This is a fraise commonly associated with animal rescue. This is the highest honor any animal rescue worker or volunteer could receive. The best, the queen, the twatwaffle. To be selfless in ones journey to save animals is to be a twatewaffle..
Candi is a twatwaffle because today she saved 3 animals but finding them homes
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The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.
by PleasantlyWeird June 18, 2011
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(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.
I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.
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watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
"I was twatwaffled by hurt, a lot."
by Binary Cobalt Hanakari July 9, 2005
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Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.
Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!
by sorrymatt April 25, 2014
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v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
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