twatwaffling
twatwaffling by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016
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twatwaffling
v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
twatwaffling by Larayne April 26, 2014
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Twatwaffling
Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.
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1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
twat waffling whore bag by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011
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A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!
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