1. a messed up mangina
2. a guy who is trolling women online and acting like a jerk
3. a descriptive reference to a womans sexual organ that is not pleasing to the eye ie:rare roast beef chewed on by a pitbull
"Stop being a twatwaffle!"
by n30n_1 August 23, 2008
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This is a fraise commonly associated with animal rescue. This is the highest honor any animal rescue worker or volunteer could receive. The best, the queen, the twatwaffle. To be selfless in ones journey to save animals is to be a twatewaffle..
Candi is a twatwaffle because today she saved 3 animals but finding them homes
by Kristy KKkESUCH October 04, 2014
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The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.
by PleasantlyWeird June 18, 2011
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watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
by Binary Cobalt Hanakari July 09, 2005
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Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.
Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!
by sorrymatt April 24, 2014
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v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
by Larayne March 19, 2014
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(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.
I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.
by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016
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