twatwaddle
twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011
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twatwaddle
twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008
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Twatwaddle
A completely arrogant self-absorbed self-important dumbass. Descriptive terms like simpleton, idiot, moron, or imbecile fail to fully capture the extent of this persons lack of intellect and knowledge.
An individual who uses their station, position, title or profession to impose their will over those they find and/or believe to be offensive based solely on their own ignorant opinion.
An individual who seeks to impose an ideology and/or personal opinion on others, and often believes they are the final word in any controversy or debate.
A person marked by stupidity or foolishness who claims to own some sort of authority and/or expertise that they do not possess, especially in matters of political expertise, cultural knowledge, and/or anything to do with society and the general public at large.
An individual who uses their station, position, title or profession to impose their will over those they find and/or believe to be offensive based solely on their own ignorant opinion.
An individual who seeks to impose an ideology and/or personal opinion on others, and often believes they are the final word in any controversy or debate.
A person marked by stupidity or foolishness who claims to own some sort of authority and/or expertise that they do not possess, especially in matters of political expertise, cultural knowledge, and/or anything to do with society and the general public at large.
Twatwaddle by Reverend Greybeard May 3, 2026
Twatwaffle
Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.
Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015
Twatwaffle
An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.
The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.
Twatwaffle by Nanan00 December 26, 2021
Twatwaffle
A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.
Twatwaffle by doobdasher January 15, 2017
Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle
One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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