twatwaddle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaddle 

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008

Twatwaddle

A completely arrogant self-absorbed self-important dumbass. Descriptive terms like simpleton, idiot, moron, or imbecile fail to fully capture the extent of this persons lack of intellect and knowledge.

An individual who uses their station, position, title or profession to impose their will over those they find and/or believe to be offensive based solely on their own ignorant opinion.
An individual who seeks to impose an ideology and/or personal opinion on others, and often believes they are the final word in any controversy or debate.
A person marked by stupidity or foolishness who claims to own some sort of authority and/or expertise that they do not possess, especially in matters of political expertise, cultural knowledge, and/or anything to do with society and the general public at large.

Hollywood actor/actress (insert name here) is a complete twatwaddle!

Twatwaddle by Reverend Greybeard May 3, 2026

Twatwaffle 

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Twatwaffle 

An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.

The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.

Twatwaffle by Nanan00 December 26, 2021

Twatwaffle 

A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.

Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.

Twatwaffle by doobdasher January 15, 2017

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009