Twattachino

1) n. Any one of the many stupidly-priced, pretentiously-named variations of a fucking cup of coffee, enjoyed by cuntholes worldwide

Cunthole: "Could I have a latte macchiato, a moccachino fredo, a double doppio americano and a risretto lungo, please?"

Waitor: "So that's 4 twattachinoes. I'll just check the order. OK, £28 please"

by Hard'man June 7, 2011

Twattacious

1. The process of being a twat.
2. Idiotic.
3. Imbecilic

1. What he did was twattacious, (Imbecilic).

by Kino Williams October 4, 2021