Twatelberry

Whaltze fucking a lady, you nugget inside of her vagina and pull out. She then squats above a bowl and pushes the nugget out. The substance in the bowl is known as a twatelberry.

Gina just left a twatelberry on my fruit loops and it tastes delicious!

Twatelberry by DanetheCook November 22, 2011

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twatberry

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

twatberry by L. S May 19, 2008

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Twatelberry • twatberry • taterberry

taterberry

A person who buys something for which the purchaser has no rational, practical, or imminent need from an ad , particularly on social media

I started a wish list to deal with my taterberry tendencies.

taterberry by Nathan York July 28, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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