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twat squad 

2 or more(attractive) females traveling together preferably horny and intoxicated with low cut shirts and mid-drift.
Examples of Twat squads: The women on desperate housewives, any professional cheer leaders, any party going girls especially in college
Basically any group of women who are looking for so action due to drunken horny lifestyles
twat squad by poopy gurilla March 18, 2010
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Twat Squad 

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.
"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"
Twat Squad by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)
"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"
Twat-Squad by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat Squabble 

I've been twat Squabbeling between a few different people.

Dude, you are a total Twat Squabble

twatsquatter 

Someone whom has sex with people in exchange for a place to live.
After being kicked out of another friend's house, John became a twatsquatter: having greasy sex with anyone who would let him crash on their futon.
twatsquatter by zeldagrl May 29, 2017

twatsquatch 

A woman who has never heard of a razor
I couldn't go down on her shes a twatsquatch.
twatsquatch by Head Dick420 March 1, 2016
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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