Twat Doc 

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)

I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.

Twat Doc by CableMonkey September 5, 2015

twatdock 

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

twatdock by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014