CableMonkey's definitions

Seed Catalog

Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.

I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.

by CableMonkey September 5, 2015

Twat Doc

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)

I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.

by CableMonkey September 5, 2015

booty graze

booty grazer, n. - someone who sends the same text message to the masses at the same time in hopes of hooking up with any of the responders for a booty call, can be male or female.

It's 3am and you have a text message "Hey cutie. U up?" Seems harmless enough. It could be from a current partner, an ex, a friend, or a frequent booty caller and you're flattered. Just don't be quick to assume you're the only one who just got that message. You may have been booty grazed.

by CableMonkey June 26, 2007

Brown Widow

A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet

Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.

by CableMonkey August 28, 2018