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Someone who tuts.

Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.
They: 'It wasn't like this back in the war… tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'
Tutter by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
Warm up bread in a toaster up until just before it starts to crisp, then spread butter over it so it melts into the 'warm-toast-bread', and they become one together.
tutter by eighteenaye October 7, 2011
Refers to stuttering in a text.
Joe: "I said said I'm omw!"

Julius: "dude, did you just tutter?"
TUTTER by CGramz June 12, 2018
Someone that fetishes for the females clothed nipples rather than the naked nipple, Also Tut
John is a tutter, He told me he likes to suck his girls tuts
Tutter by The sir tutter September 23, 2019
An older man who lives a simple life with reserved habits and actions. He goes to bingo and eats banana pancakes on Sundays with his wife, Martha. The Tutter's have a certain walk about them and a cute and timid voice.
"Omg! Is that your grandpa? He is such a Tutter!"

"Is that a Tutter?"

"Listen to the titter-tatter of Tutter's pitter patter."
Tutter by Big Mama Dev May 20, 2019

Butter Tutter 

Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.
Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
Butter Tutter by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018