Turtle-slapper 

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

Turtle-slapper by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018

Slippery Turtle 

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

Slippery Turtle by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009

Stinky Snapper Turtle 

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick

Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome

Stinky Snapper Turtle by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011