Turtle Tug 

A handjob received whilst on Adderall

Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies

Turtle Tug by Milli Milli McMoney March 14, 2014

Turtle Tug 

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

Turtle Tug by Jets554 July 6, 2011

Turtle Tugging 

When you have your Turtle Beach headset on and your jerking off to porn off your console.

ME: "Hey, what up B!! What you up to?" B: "Just Turtle Tugging one out......MOM! GET OUT OF HERE!, Can't you see that I have my headset on??!!"

Turtle Tugging by Cant Hold MD February 26, 2011

tugging the turtle 

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

tugging the turtle by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

TurtleTurdUmbrella 

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

TurtleTurdUmbrella by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018

turtlenuggets 

A turtles balls:)

those are some nice turtlenuggets

turtlenuggets by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 16, 2019