Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!