Turtle Shit 

Used to describe something that is both amazingly awesome, and amazingly bad. (because turtles are amazingly awesome, and shit is amazingly bad)

John: "what did you think of the movie?"

Jim: "I thought it was turtle shit, I just can't hate it"

Turtle Shit by moon star September 8, 2011

Turtle Shit 

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.

“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”

Turtle Shit by finnsatch February 16, 2023

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

turtleship 

The sad moment when your best friends with a turtle.

"Hey y'all who you think has a better turtleship me or Laquisha

turtleship by turtleship February 11, 2021