Turpining

Having a really bad haircut or a bad hair day.

"I'm Turpining today." "Brush your hair. It's Turpining!"

Turpining by Miss Confusioned November 13, 2025

proximity effect training 

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

proximity effect training by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

EURO TRAINING 

The most hardcore training regimen known to man. The style is defined by adding excessively explosive, though arguably not extraneous, movements to common exercises. In addition, the vocalization of the phrase with a slight pause after each word (ex between reps) should be performed for optimal results.

The term was coined by actor/dancer Terry Crews on an episode of My Wife and Kids.

guy1: Yo, wanna go for some EURO TRAINING?
guy2: ... My chest gonna look like yours?
guy1: In-Deed.

EURO TRAINING by myk04l September 6, 2009

Douche Bag in Training 

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

Douche Bag in Training by despot ruler January 20, 2010

turning tables 

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.

turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.

turning tables by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020

He was just turning his life around 

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.

He was just turning his life around by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012

Popo's Training 

In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, the training that Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and Choutsu go through while waiting for Vegeta and Nappa to arrive to Earth. Tien says it was terrible when he brings them back and Krillin, when Gohan asks about it, begins crying. During this time Popo teaches them the pecking order "You, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo."

*at Guardian tower for Popo's Training*
Popo: Any Questions?
Krillin: Um, yeah, I'm-
*bitch smack sound*
Krillin falling: AHHHH!!!!
Popo: Have a nice climb back up, BITCH!

Popo's Training by Outai October 26, 2009