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turkish bath 

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it
Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up
turkish bath by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

Turkish Bath 

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.
El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"
Turkish Bath by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009

turkish bath 

Bob The Builder - Have you finished hanging those doors yet Jim?
Jim The Builder - Are you 'aving a turkish bath? Of course not, I've been in the boozer all afternoon.
turkish bath by Fredward November 8, 2004

Turkish Bath 

to be completely covered in female projectile ejaculate during the act of love making.
Say you are having sex with a girl. You're railing pretty hard. So hard that you make that pussy go boom. She sprays her femme water all over your dick, while you're still laying the pipes. That, my friends, is a Turkish Bath. Embrace it.

Turkish Bath 

A type of encounter where Gay men meet to have sexual encounters in a hot bath.
P. Diddler met with other rappers to the freak offs in a Turkish Bath
Turkish Bath by Richiko April 12, 2024

Turkish Bath House 

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."