Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015

Turkey-Head

When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying

the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly

the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"

Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.

"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"

“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"

by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025

turkey head

Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.

The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.

by Worldhead November 27, 2009

Turkey Head

A person who has extensive experience giving rapid, deep throat oral sex.

That bitch who sucked my dick really fast last night was a pro. She definitely was a "turkey head."

by Yesty Hotdog August 18, 2010

turkey head

When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.

I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.

by Gerald417 September 6, 2007

Turkey Head

When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles

Man, one great thing about dating fat girls, is the turkey head I be gettin!

by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010

Turkey Head

A chicken and or goat head used in reference to females of ill repute.

Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.

by PseudoMan420X May 24, 2011