Turkey-head
A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
Turkey-head by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015
Words you can keep
Turkey-Head
When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying
the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly
the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"
Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.
the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly
the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"
Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.
"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"
“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"
“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"
Turkey-Head by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025
turkey head
The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.
turkey head by Worldhead November 27, 2009
Turkey Head
Turkey Head by Yesty Hotdog August 18, 2010
turkey head
When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.
I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.
turkey head by Gerald417 September 6, 2007
Turkey Head
When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles
Turkey Head by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010
Turkey Head
Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.
Turkey Head by PseudoMan420X May 24, 2011
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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